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mfkcontest
12-22-2008, 8:03 PM
Thanks to all who entered the Haiku contest!


Here are the entries, please vote on your favorite. Up for grabs for the winner is a bag of Massivore from Hikari! Thanks to Hikari for sponsoring this contest!



Please vote for your favorite Haiku:

1. Exotic fishes...
Predators of water...
Unifying passion.

2. Innocent fishie,
Silent danger waits below,
Swim for your life, man!

3. Monsterfishkeeper
His fish room is huge, oh my!
Bigger than a lake

4. Monsterfishkeeper
His fish room is huge, oh my!
Bigger than a lake

5. In my tank I sit,
Waiting for the newborn child
He'll be delicious.

6. Arapaima eyes,
Pointed teeth waiting to eat.
I am but a meal.

7. Converging darkness,
Swimming at me, faster yet
Oh No! Gulper Cat!

8. I am a crawdad
When im bought I feel happy
But not with big fish.......

9. Schooling fish beware
A monster lurks among you
Dinner time is near

10. My filter is soiled.
So much so, it must be boiled.
Fear of clouding's foiled

11. Live Feeder Day

Crowded fish, now free!!
What's moving closer to me?
Light's gone dark, can't see.

12. Im a Green Puffer
In freshwater I die
Brackish is for me

13. monsterfishkeepers
dot com is the greatest site
in the whole wide world

14. Farewell to Skippy,
Oh crap, the toilet clogged up.
Skippy's still with us.

15. Why is Neo short?
Could it be he is stunted?
Dither fish he is.

16. Why is Neo pale?
Could he be an albino?
Sun he must not like.

17. I hope to win this.
Big fish make me so so broke.
Will this Haiku win?

18. Scales tails fins fealers
The ]V[onster it has us all
The movement is now.

19. ripped fins and tail
encounter with a killer
midas was his doom

20. color for courtship
anger defending a nest
the parents convicts can be

21. Red, Silver, White, and Blue
Big scales, with some barbels too
Its Arrowana

22. Haikus for Hikari
Looking to win Hikari food
This is fun, thank you

23. All fish are monster
Some are big and some are small
All fish very cool

24. My poem missing
Put it by the tank last night
Why Cock Bass so fat?

25. Vitamin E in there?
D-alpha tocopherol?
Hikari! Good stuff!

26. Run by a midget
Fish of platinum and gold
make the members drool

27. A Monstrosity
A fish, ugly as can be
M-F-K beauty

28. Lovely cichlid lumps
Such an ugly fish with humps
Monster Fish Keepers

29. Big bang in the night
I run to the tank to see
Pacu playing tag

30. I arrive at home,
My Arowana sees me,
We both are hungry.

31. Outside Winter Night,
Cold and darkened is the Pond,
So too are the Koi.

32. Tiny particles,
I see them at every turn,
It's time to be changed.

33. Scaled monsters swim fast--
Shimmering silver flashes
Tsunamis follow

34.
Eating massivore
Makes the hump on my head grow
Gurgled the cichlid

35. Where is the tetra?
In the belly of the pike
Big fish eat small fish

36. A twenty high makes
a crowded house for a pair
of growing oscars

KuricX
12-22-2008, 8:06 PM
How do you vote? can u vote for more then one?

koop171
12-22-2008, 8:20 PM
That's alot of reading for only 17 sylalbles (sp) lol

ewurm
12-22-2008, 8:25 PM
This contest will be member policed. Please PM me if if there are poems that don't meet the standard Haiku format. I started counting syllables and wanted to kill myself after a handful of them. Voting is done via poll above

Gr8KarmaSF
12-22-2008, 9:38 PM
:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:

15. Why is Neo short?
Could it be he is stunted?
Dither fish he is.

16. Why is Neo pale?
Could he be an albino?
Sun he must not like.

stingray94
12-22-2008, 9:47 PM
3. Monsterfishkeeper
His fish room is huge, oh my!
Bigger than a lake

4. Monsterfishkeeper
His fish room is huge, oh my!
Bigger than a lake



#s 3 and 4 are both the same?

Gr8KarmaSF
12-23-2008, 3:15 AM
bump

oscarcrazy
12-23-2008, 5:48 PM
3 and 4 are the same thing.

woofy
12-23-2008, 10:08 PM
wow its so weird to vote for these lol they all seem the same to me.:nilly:

ewurm
12-24-2008, 2:34 PM
BUMP

RedDevilDon2005
12-24-2008, 2:43 PM
some of those are amazing. i cant vote for just one

Gr8KarmaSF
12-25-2008, 2:11 AM
Vote!

koop171
12-26-2008, 10:21 AM
How is a tie decied? will there be a second vote for the ones that tie? I ask b/c there is onl like a one vote difference in like the top 6 entries.

I<3fish
12-30-2008, 3:02 AM
ZOMG 15, 16, 26, can't decide because they are funny as hell and all about Neo, lmao.
Meh, 11 wins cause it's awesome.

ewurm
12-31-2008, 1:32 PM
Bump, Please vote

Gr8KarmaSF
12-31-2008, 3:02 PM
3 way tie bump!

UNKNOWN_MALONE
12-31-2008, 3:09 PM
most of these I choose to not comment on!! lol... voted 16 but it was a hard choice between that and 15. :D

ewurm
12-31-2008, 6:05 PM
bump

AquataHolic420
12-31-2008, 6:07 PM
not bad

sour_girl
12-31-2008, 6:13 PM
There are sooo many good ones! Can we vote for 3 and then vote again on the top 10??

sour_girl
12-31-2008, 6:16 PM
I picked #9 but darnit I want to pick more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ewurm
12-31-2008, 6:18 PM
If there is no winner there will be a vote tomorrow on the tied winners, sudden death. One day vote.

Liam
12-31-2008, 6:52 PM
17 default didn't have to read the others. Had to vote for it for pure honesty. :D

Thedaniokeeper
12-31-2008, 7:12 PM
11 takes the cake for me!

Cohazard
12-31-2008, 7:28 PM
Wow a lot more than I thought there would be! I voted #30 because it really dig it :D

sabotage
12-31-2008, 8:38 PM
do i have 2???

micstarz
12-31-2008, 8:51 PM
roflmao at 2 and 14

murraycod
12-31-2008, 11:36 PM
#20 is very good.

stingray94
01-01-2009, 12:01 AM
looks like 1 is our winner. congrats

Riv D
01-01-2009, 12:51 AM
Wow a lot more than I thought there would be! I voted #30 because it really dig it :D

You have very good taste in Haikus. LOL.

ewurm
01-01-2009, 1:02 AM
Number 1 is the winner!

FSM
01-01-2009, 6:37 AM
Haiku's have 3 lines, the first has five syllables, the second has seven syllables, and the last has 5 syllables. For example:

My fish has pink eyes
Is it conjunctivitis?
Tobramycin please

If it does not meet the format it is disqualified

haiku number 1:
Ex o tic fi shes (5)
Pre da tors of wa ter (6)
Un i fy ing pas sion (6)

ewurm
01-01-2009, 9:56 AM
1 is disqualified, 11 is the winner.

Cohazard
01-01-2009, 10:09 AM
Congrats to 11!

'Fishes' isn't even the correct plural.... it is 'Fish'

stingray94
01-01-2009, 11:33 AM
Oh than congrats to 11.

happyjack
01-01-2009, 1:45 PM
Vote for #19

PIRAHNA 21
01-01-2009, 3:09 PM
n. 1

FSM
01-01-2009, 5:34 PM
at first I thought 11 was messed up too...its not though :)

ewurm
01-01-2009, 10:17 PM
Sorry to number one, your poem didn't follow the 5-7-5 rule. Number 11 is the winner.

Some of you might know the winner. His name is Phil and he's rather Odd. Congrats!

Oddball
01-01-2009, 10:38 PM
Oh my stars!!! I'd like to thank the Academy...

Cohazard
01-01-2009, 10:44 PM
Mine was the goofed up number 1 :ROFL:

Congrats Phil! Can we get shots of your Teugelsi devouring the Massivore?? :D

FSM
01-02-2009, 4:01 AM
You're welcome oddball. Sorry cohazard.

Cohazard
01-02-2009, 11:36 AM
It's okay, I still believe.

Oddball
01-02-2009, 8:28 PM
Teugelsi Massivore munching pics to follow package arrival.

mackenzie1213
01-02-2009, 8:41 PM
WOW!!! they all did a really good job! i voted!!!


♥ kenzie!! ♥

n0zqh
01-03-2009, 11:39 PM
I know nothing about Haiku, but I liked

20. color for courtship
anger defending a nest
the parents convicts can be