GODZILLA COMES IN OUT OF NOWHERE AND KILLS THEM ALL. THEN SOME MINIATURE JAPANESE TANKS COME AND SHOOT **** AT GODZILLA. THEN GODZILLA RETREATS TO TOKYO BAY. THE JAMES HETTFIELD FROM METTALICA COMES OUT AND SINGS NOTHING ELSE MATTERS. AND ERIC CLAPTON SINGS LAYLA WHILE PLAYING A GUITAR MADE OF PORK AND HAM AND SPAM.
THEN PETA AND PAM ANDERSON COME AND GIVE DISTURBING PICTURES OF PEOPLE MUTILATING ANIMALS TO THE JAPANESE AND SAY SHOOTING **** AT GODZILLA IS WRONG. SHE TELLS THEM ITS JUST LIKE SHOOTING **** AT A HUMAN 300 FEET TALL THAT BREATHES FIRE.