Consider the plain avacado,
As soft as a rotten tomato.
But knock on wood!
Guacamole is good!
I gobble it down with bravado!
As soft as a rotten tomato.
But knock on wood!
Guacamole is good!
I gobble it down with bravado!
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Avocados not really my thing,
I don't like the mush that they bring.
The taste is bad,
The sticky drives me mad,
Throw the mush in and I'm gagging!
I don't like the mush that they bring.
The taste is bad,
The sticky drives me mad,
Throw the mush in and I'm gagging!
Since when is it described as sticky?
I think that you're being too picky.
Take a second look!
If you knew how to cook.
You would find that it's not all that tricky!
I think that you're being too picky.
Take a second look!
If you knew how to cook.
You would find that it's not all that tricky!
So not "cooked", cuz it isn't heated.
Guac's flavor? It's sure hard to beat it!
So put down your pan,
And go find a good man,
Who can make it for you to just eat it!
Guac's flavor? It's sure hard to beat it!
So put down your pan,
And go find a good man,
Who can make it for you to just eat it!
Or would you prefer French Onion dip?
Or how 'bout some Cool Ranch for your chip?
I don't have any!
But choices are many,
Just stop!, and eat what looks good on your hip!
Or how 'bout some Cool Ranch for your chip?
I don't have any!
But choices are many,
Just stop!, and eat what looks good on your hip!
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If that seems too chauvinist macho,
Then how 'bout some salsa with nacho?
I say, whatever!
For me?, too much pepper!
I'd like something more sweeter.... Ahchoo!
Then how 'bout some salsa with nacho?
I say, whatever!
For me?, too much pepper!
I'd like something more sweeter.... Ahchoo!
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I think as for Kittiee, we lost her.
I'm wondering what this game cost her.
There's still no reply.
I hope she didn't die.
Or a mental illness in her foster.
I'm wondering what this game cost her.
There's still no reply.
I hope she didn't die.
Or a mental illness in her foster.
The Electric Blue Dempsey of late,
Has been an overheated debate.
THEY'RE HYBRID!!! THEY'RE PURE!!!
But of this I am sure.
I just don't care what they are! They look great!!!
Has been an overheated debate.
THEY'RE HYBRID!!! THEY'RE PURE!!!But of this I am sure.
I just don't care what they are! They look great!!!
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Kept arapaima in a bucket,
When anyone asked
He'd say with some sass
Only grows to the size of the bucket
Kept arapaima in a bucket,
When anyone asked
He'd say with some sass
Only grows to the size of the bucket
Our time zones are different, that would be why.
I go to bed when the suns in your sky.
As I awken,
Your wife would be makin,
Your bed so go say good nigh'
I go to bed when the suns in your sky.
As I awken,
Your wife would be makin,
Your bed so go say good nigh'
