For Princess...The womans rules...

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Lady G

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LMAO! I saw you asked if anyone posted the womans rules...so here ya go sweetie!!

The Women's Rules

  1. The female always makes the rules
  2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
  3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
  4. If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
  5. The female is never wrong.
  6. If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
  7. The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
  8. The female may change her mind at any time.
  9. The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
  10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
  11. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
  12. The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
  13. The male is expected to mind read at all times.
  14. Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
  15. If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.
  16. The female is ready when she is ready.
  17. The male must be ready at all time.
  18. The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
Author is Unknown, but I bet it's a woman.
 

USMCtanker

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lol
 

cassharper

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Read all the rules, then rule #17... that's the damn truth! What I gleaned was "when a women is on PMS she is not always right and it's not the mans fault".



wonder what kind of can o worms I just opened up :)
 

Lady G

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LMAO!! Hey, they cracked me up that I can agree with;)
 

Lady G

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AHAHAHAHAHA!!! I found this one too, it's great...so I'm including it...

19:If you men come on to us, you're a pervert, if you don't, you're ***.
 

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#20 - the female MUST give warning 2 days in advance of PMS.

#21 - the female MUST wake the Male in a pleasing manner ;) every sunday. (around noon)
 
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