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Sick joke:All who take offense baby jokes back away now.
Whats sicker than a dead baby? a dead baby in the bottom of a trashcan. whats sicker than that? theres 100 dead babies on top of him. and sicker than that? He has to eat his way to freedom. and more than that? if he comes back for seconds.
My friends laughed for about five minutes after that one.
To all the locals out there: One japane one podagee and one hawaiian are skydiving 100,000 ft above ground level. the japanese jumps off first, being scared, he opens the parachute a little early and has a delayed landing. the hawaiian and podagee go next. the podagee catches up to the hawaiian and says: "what you like race?" and throws off his parachute. classic joke in hawaii. keep the jokes coming.
Sick joke:All who take offense baby jokes back away now.
Whats sicker than a dead baby? a dead baby in the bottom of a trashcan. whats sicker than that? theres 100 dead babies on top of him. and sicker than that? He has to eat his way to freedom. and more than that? if he comes back for seconds.
My friends laughed for about five minutes after that one.
To all the locals out there: One japane one podagee and one hawaiian are skydiving 100,000 ft above ground level. the japanese jumps off first, being scared, he opens the parachute a little early and has a delayed landing. the hawaiian and podagee go next. the podagee catches up to the hawaiian and says: "what you like race?" and throws off his parachute. classic joke in hawaii. keep the jokes coming.