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Okay, post your jokes here.
Sick joke:All who take offense baby jokes back away now.
Whats sicker than a dead baby? a dead baby in the bottom of a trashcan. whats sicker than that? theres 100 dead babies on top of him. and sicker than that? He has to eat his way to freedom. and more than that? if he comes back for seconds. :irked:
My friends laughed for about five minutes after that one.
To all the locals out there: One japane one podagee and one hawaiian are skydiving 100,000 ft above ground level. the japanese jumps off first, being scared, he opens the parachute a little early and has a delayed landing. the hawaiian and podagee go next. the podagee catches up to the hawaiian and says: "what you like race?" and throws off his parachute. classic joke in hawaii. :D keep the jokes coming. :popcorn:
 
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I'm a master of dead baby jokes! Here are a few, not for the weak stomached;
-What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.
-How do you know if a baby is dead? The dog plays with it more.
-How do you get a baby out of a tree? Give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a pinata.

I do not condone the beating of babies, I'm just a little twisted.
 
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2 dislexics walk into a bra.......
 
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I have a great dead baby joke, but it is not appropriate for MFK...email me and I will tell it to you
 
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idk if this is kosher or not, so if it isn't by all means.. mods please edit or delete...

a guy goes to a $10 hooker and get's crab
he goes back to the hooker to complain
the hooker says "for $10 what did you expect? LOBSTER?"

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Death Pony;1908047; said:
I'm a master of dead baby jokes! Here are a few, not for the weak stomached;
-What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.
-How do you know if a baby is dead? The dog plays with it more.
-How do you get a baby out of a tree? Give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a pinata.

I do not condone the beating of babies, I'm just a little twisted.
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That is so disturbing on so many levels.:screwy:
 
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Alan Russell;1908786; said:
That is so disturbing on so many levels.:screwy:
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I know. I'll have to see if I can remember my more appropriate jokes.
 
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isn't that an oxymoron? appropriate joke? :D
 
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Burger king by my house got robbed by this dude. While he was holding up the place, his mask slipped off. He went around and asked the cashier if he saw his face. THe guy said yes, and the robber shot him, killed him. Turned to a customer, asked the same question. The guy said yea, I saw your face. Bam! Killed him. Turned to anotehr customer, asked him if he saw his face. Dude said "No, but my wife did"
 
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LOL! SO mean but so funny at the same time. :D
 
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