Riding the bus

dragonfish

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You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart.

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After
a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.


As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and
that's when you remember: you've been listening to your ipod.
 

dawn

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Oops, or should that be poops! That must've been embarrassing! And what about the smell, please!
 

PATSFAN69

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dragonfish;2711847; said:
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart.

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After
a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.


As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and
that's when you remember: you've been listening to your ipod.
I do that all the time on my bus, but I get an applause afterwards!! :ROFL:
 

princess

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lol! being a vegetarian i'm pretty sure my farts will be the loudest, all that green veg :D

when i'm working i blame it on the kids! HAHA
you get music on the bus??
 

krichardson

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Good thing it wasnt a shart.
 

princess

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HAHA that's cool wordage! ......... you see it all the time in their boxers ha i'm gonna giggle myself to death here
 
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