My train trip :
A younger woman and myself , who had never met before, found ourselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, we got tired and fell asleep quickly, me in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 a.m., I leaned over and gently awoke the woman saying, "I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm really cold."
"I have a better idea," she said. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" I said enthusiastically.
"Good," she replies. "Get your own darn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, I farted.