***The war is extremely Craptacularly done, b/c I bs in an hour.. so sorry for any dissapointments...***
Bodia: The creation of Neoprodigy, a land shaped like a fish.
It stated with only one, Neoprodigy. He was everything and nothing and beyond any gender. He took any shape or form that he pleased. He was alone, having no company he got very bored with nothing to do. He started to think about creating counterparts from himself that would keep him company. He then started to think about a place to create, something large and spectacular. He planned out how he would create it, what would live in it and how he would rule over it. After giving a lot of thought he decided that its about time he started to create this place super spectacular place.
First Neoprodigy rose above the primordial waters, which covered everything. Once giving the shape some thought, Neoprodigy wiggled and then snapped, then a piece of land rose out of the water becoming the primeval mound. This piece of land was extremely large, taking the shape of a fish. There was nothing on this piece of land as it was very vast, dull and barren. Neoprodigy was very disappointed at how his piece of land turned out; it was not super spectacular at all. With this he decided to create things to cover up this horrid barren land.
Neoprodigy first thought of colors that he liked, next he started to think of different shapes and names of the things that he could put on this barren land. He thought of wild green grass lands with orange flowers, huge forests, large bodies of water and many other different landscapes. With all these ideas in his head he digested them down. A few moments later Neoprodigy let out a huge burp that contained lots of bubbles and these bubbles filled the air. Contained in each of these bubbles were all of Neoprodigys thoughts, within a few moments the bubbles began to burst and his thoughts came into existents on the land. Satisfied with what he had created, he decided to move on to the next step, the living creatures.
With all this beauty on the land he created, he thought that it would be appropriate for something to inhabit it. Neoprodigy then started thinking of more colors, names, shapes and traits these creatures could have. He thought of things that could swim, fly and run. In his mind he created things such as birds, insects, fish, lions, sheep and cattle, giving each of them different colors, attitudes and purposes. Then he began to think that these things must be able to reproduce, so he thought of both male and female. Once he had thought up each trait for each creature he decided to call them all animals. With this he again digested his thoughts and within a few moments let out a huge burp which contained thousands of bubbles. These bubbles then began to burst in the air dropping each and every different gender of animal on to the land. With this he decided he wanted to name this new planet and the land that he created. He called the planet he created earth, and the land on this earth he called Bodia. Now all he had left to do was to create counterparts of him so he wouldnt be so lonely.
After doing some long hard thinking, he thought of the perfect counterparts, one to be a male the other a female. Neoprodigy thought that having a male and female they could produce offspring and these would be rulers of different aspects of Bodia. Suddenly Neoprodigy let out a huge fart; with that fart Wurm and Gigias were created. Once having created his two counterparts, Neoprodigy lifted himself high above to watch over and become Sky God and Father of Bodia. He now needed to figure out what to do with Wurm and Gigias. He decided that Wurm must somehow help bring light, life and order, so he made him the sun god and king of Bodia. He knew that he wanted these two to reproduce, so he made Gigias mother earth and goddess of rebirth. Having done this he told Wurm and Gigias to reproduce and then left them alone.
Wurm and Gigias both fell in love with one another and decided to listen to the words of Neoprodigy and reproduce. Wurm and Gigias together started to create life with in Gigias. Wurm laid on top of Gigias for 6 months. With Wurm on top of her she was not able to let out the life that they had created together that was growing inside of her. Neoprodigy was slightly enraged at this, as he wanted them to have children. He decided to pull Wurm off of her and dragged him into the sky. This allowed Gigias to give birth to her 7 Children. Once she had given birth, Neoprodigy put Wurm back onto . Wurm thought it would be best to first give these children names and duties to be in charge of.
The first child they called Onionus, then decided to make him god of fertility and the sun. He would be next in line for King. The second child was named Gr8karmasf; he would be god of anxiety and worries. The third child which was a female they called Ashtar; she would become the goddess of temptation and weather. Next was the fourth child whom they called Milky; god of health and herbs. The fifth child was named Calvina and she would be goddess of agriculture, cattle and the moon. Death Pony, the sixth child would become god of the Underworld. The last child was also a female which they named Gadushew; she would be goddess of sea life and war.
Now having all of the children settled in, Wurm and Gigias continued to bring light and life to Bodia. A few years passed by and the seven children of Wurm and Gigias had grown and were mature. As adults only a few of them were content with their lives. Onionus and Calvina became lovers and eventually got married. They help out their parents and are next in line to rule together over Bodia. Gr8karmasf was too busy constantly checking up on everyone and making sure that everything is in order that he never really found a lover, but he was ok with this. Ashtar was a virgin goddess so she never married or fell in love. Milky was infatuated with Gadushew, but she never paid him any attention as she was in love with Onionus. Death pony was rather angry at being god of the underworld and looking like a half pony half god and he was also in love with Gadushew.
Tensions started to arise between Milky and Death pony over Gadushew, then between the three of them and Onionus. With Gadushew in love with Onionus this created anger between her and Calvina. Ashtar didnt really pay attention to any of it as she lived in her own little bubble with nothing ever bothering her. Gr8karmasf was constantly nosing around trying to find out what was going between the Onionus, Death pony, Milky, Calvina and Gadushew. Gr8karmasf would talk to one god then go tell the other what they talked about and started to spread rumors that Onionus cheated on Calvina and Milky was with Gadushew and that Death pony wanted to kill them. Wurm and Gigias were told by Gr8karmasf what was going on, but they decided they would let them fight it out as they tried to keep order in the rest of Bodia. With all the tension between them rising, they started to fight.
They all finally came together next to a large tree on Bodia and started yelling at one another. Death pony got so frustrated he picked up a rock turning it black with an entrapment to life in the Underworld and then threw it at Milky. Once the rock hit Milky, he got dragged straight into the Underworld. This angered not only Onionus but the others as well. Gadushew and Calvina started to yell and fight, then Gadushew started to make the waters rise and declared war against Onionus, Calvina and the rest of the gods expect Death pony, as they teamed up. This war started to disturb Gr8karmasf, who made things worse and Ashtar who was floating around in her bubble. Gr8karmasf of course, started to run around in a panic trying to think of what to do. Ashtar marched right into the middle of her fighting siblings and screamed at them for not being able to talk things out and disturbing her. Finally Ashtar was enraged and unleashed a large storm, floating above it in her bubble. She did not like Gadushew and Death pony for not being able to work things out, so she decided to target them. She first looked at Gadushew while rubbing her fingers together. Suddenly a large flash blinded everyone and Gadushew was gone, burnt into ashes. Calvina then took her shot at Death pony; she rammed him with a bull and then had the bull stomp on him. Finally Death pony died and returned to the Underworld where he was trapped forever and could never step foot on Bodia again. With Death pony being returned to the underworld and highly annoyed with Milky, he kicked him out and back to Bodia with a warning that if anyone were to step foot to the Underworld, they would be trapped forever and tortured.
A month later Onionus was restored to full health and went back to help his father Wurm to rule Bodia with Calvina by his side. Onionus decided to have a meeting in the palace they had created. Wurm, Gigias, Calvina, Ashtar, Gr8karmasf and Milky all gathered to discuss what would be done with Gadushews ashes now that she was gone. They all decided that they would offer the ashes to Neoprodigy and let him decide what to do with them. Next they had to figure out who would bring the ashes of Gadushew to Neoprodigy, they all decided that Gr8karmasf should go because he contributed the most to the problem by spreading the rumors. With everything decided on, Gr8karmasf left to find Neoprodigy to tell him what had happened. On his journey he was constantly stressing over whether or not Neoprodigy would hurt him. He finally found Neoprodigy and offered him the ashes. With an angered look on his face asked what happened and Gr8karmasf explained the entire war to him. He decided that the gods and goddess could no longer live on Bodia and sent them to live in the palace which was placed on a cloud shaped like a loach fish. He told Gr8karmasf to tell the others what he had decided on and then he took the ashes of Gadushew and angrily rose into the sky. Gr8karmasf went back and told the others what Neoprodigy had said. Suddenly the palace started to shake and rise above Bodia on a big fluffy cloud and there the palace stayed for all eternity.
With everything in place Neoprodigy thought of the perfect thing to do with Gadushews ashes. He sprinkled her ashes all over, while singing a song about how one should behave. Once all the ashes landed on the ground he clapped his hands, did a dance and out of the ashes shapes started to form. Neoprodigy watched with excitement has he created the first humans, who would peacefully inhabit Bodia. Each human would choose to worship him or one of the gods or goddesses that lived in the palace called clown loach, on the big cloud shaped like a loach fish. Neoprodigy was finally happy with what he had created and adored the humans. Life was finally falling in place, not just for Neoprodigy but also for Bodia and everyone who lived there.
Bodia: The creation of Neoprodigy, a land shaped like a fish.
It stated with only one, Neoprodigy. He was everything and nothing and beyond any gender. He took any shape or form that he pleased. He was alone, having no company he got very bored with nothing to do. He started to think about creating counterparts from himself that would keep him company. He then started to think about a place to create, something large and spectacular. He planned out how he would create it, what would live in it and how he would rule over it. After giving a lot of thought he decided that its about time he started to create this place super spectacular place.
First Neoprodigy rose above the primordial waters, which covered everything. Once giving the shape some thought, Neoprodigy wiggled and then snapped, then a piece of land rose out of the water becoming the primeval mound. This piece of land was extremely large, taking the shape of a fish. There was nothing on this piece of land as it was very vast, dull and barren. Neoprodigy was very disappointed at how his piece of land turned out; it was not super spectacular at all. With this he decided to create things to cover up this horrid barren land.
Neoprodigy first thought of colors that he liked, next he started to think of different shapes and names of the things that he could put on this barren land. He thought of wild green grass lands with orange flowers, huge forests, large bodies of water and many other different landscapes. With all these ideas in his head he digested them down. A few moments later Neoprodigy let out a huge burp that contained lots of bubbles and these bubbles filled the air. Contained in each of these bubbles were all of Neoprodigys thoughts, within a few moments the bubbles began to burst and his thoughts came into existents on the land. Satisfied with what he had created, he decided to move on to the next step, the living creatures.
With all this beauty on the land he created, he thought that it would be appropriate for something to inhabit it. Neoprodigy then started thinking of more colors, names, shapes and traits these creatures could have. He thought of things that could swim, fly and run. In his mind he created things such as birds, insects, fish, lions, sheep and cattle, giving each of them different colors, attitudes and purposes. Then he began to think that these things must be able to reproduce, so he thought of both male and female. Once he had thought up each trait for each creature he decided to call them all animals. With this he again digested his thoughts and within a few moments let out a huge burp which contained thousands of bubbles. These bubbles then began to burst in the air dropping each and every different gender of animal on to the land. With this he decided he wanted to name this new planet and the land that he created. He called the planet he created earth, and the land on this earth he called Bodia. Now all he had left to do was to create counterparts of him so he wouldnt be so lonely.
After doing some long hard thinking, he thought of the perfect counterparts, one to be a male the other a female. Neoprodigy thought that having a male and female they could produce offspring and these would be rulers of different aspects of Bodia. Suddenly Neoprodigy let out a huge fart; with that fart Wurm and Gigias were created. Once having created his two counterparts, Neoprodigy lifted himself high above to watch over and become Sky God and Father of Bodia. He now needed to figure out what to do with Wurm and Gigias. He decided that Wurm must somehow help bring light, life and order, so he made him the sun god and king of Bodia. He knew that he wanted these two to reproduce, so he made Gigias mother earth and goddess of rebirth. Having done this he told Wurm and Gigias to reproduce and then left them alone.
Wurm and Gigias both fell in love with one another and decided to listen to the words of Neoprodigy and reproduce. Wurm and Gigias together started to create life with in Gigias. Wurm laid on top of Gigias for 6 months. With Wurm on top of her she was not able to let out the life that they had created together that was growing inside of her. Neoprodigy was slightly enraged at this, as he wanted them to have children. He decided to pull Wurm off of her and dragged him into the sky. This allowed Gigias to give birth to her 7 Children. Once she had given birth, Neoprodigy put Wurm back onto . Wurm thought it would be best to first give these children names and duties to be in charge of.
The first child they called Onionus, then decided to make him god of fertility and the sun. He would be next in line for King. The second child was named Gr8karmasf; he would be god of anxiety and worries. The third child which was a female they called Ashtar; she would become the goddess of temptation and weather. Next was the fourth child whom they called Milky; god of health and herbs. The fifth child was named Calvina and she would be goddess of agriculture, cattle and the moon. Death Pony, the sixth child would become god of the Underworld. The last child was also a female which they named Gadushew; she would be goddess of sea life and war.
Now having all of the children settled in, Wurm and Gigias continued to bring light and life to Bodia. A few years passed by and the seven children of Wurm and Gigias had grown and were mature. As adults only a few of them were content with their lives. Onionus and Calvina became lovers and eventually got married. They help out their parents and are next in line to rule together over Bodia. Gr8karmasf was too busy constantly checking up on everyone and making sure that everything is in order that he never really found a lover, but he was ok with this. Ashtar was a virgin goddess so she never married or fell in love. Milky was infatuated with Gadushew, but she never paid him any attention as she was in love with Onionus. Death pony was rather angry at being god of the underworld and looking like a half pony half god and he was also in love with Gadushew.
Tensions started to arise between Milky and Death pony over Gadushew, then between the three of them and Onionus. With Gadushew in love with Onionus this created anger between her and Calvina. Ashtar didnt really pay attention to any of it as she lived in her own little bubble with nothing ever bothering her. Gr8karmasf was constantly nosing around trying to find out what was going between the Onionus, Death pony, Milky, Calvina and Gadushew. Gr8karmasf would talk to one god then go tell the other what they talked about and started to spread rumors that Onionus cheated on Calvina and Milky was with Gadushew and that Death pony wanted to kill them. Wurm and Gigias were told by Gr8karmasf what was going on, but they decided they would let them fight it out as they tried to keep order in the rest of Bodia. With all the tension between them rising, they started to fight.
They all finally came together next to a large tree on Bodia and started yelling at one another. Death pony got so frustrated he picked up a rock turning it black with an entrapment to life in the Underworld and then threw it at Milky. Once the rock hit Milky, he got dragged straight into the Underworld. This angered not only Onionus but the others as well. Gadushew and Calvina started to yell and fight, then Gadushew started to make the waters rise and declared war against Onionus, Calvina and the rest of the gods expect Death pony, as they teamed up. This war started to disturb Gr8karmasf, who made things worse and Ashtar who was floating around in her bubble. Gr8karmasf of course, started to run around in a panic trying to think of what to do. Ashtar marched right into the middle of her fighting siblings and screamed at them for not being able to talk things out and disturbing her. Finally Ashtar was enraged and unleashed a large storm, floating above it in her bubble. She did not like Gadushew and Death pony for not being able to work things out, so she decided to target them. She first looked at Gadushew while rubbing her fingers together. Suddenly a large flash blinded everyone and Gadushew was gone, burnt into ashes. Calvina then took her shot at Death pony; she rammed him with a bull and then had the bull stomp on him. Finally Death pony died and returned to the Underworld where he was trapped forever and could never step foot on Bodia again. With Death pony being returned to the underworld and highly annoyed with Milky, he kicked him out and back to Bodia with a warning that if anyone were to step foot to the Underworld, they would be trapped forever and tortured.
A month later Onionus was restored to full health and went back to help his father Wurm to rule Bodia with Calvina by his side. Onionus decided to have a meeting in the palace they had created. Wurm, Gigias, Calvina, Ashtar, Gr8karmasf and Milky all gathered to discuss what would be done with Gadushews ashes now that she was gone. They all decided that they would offer the ashes to Neoprodigy and let him decide what to do with them. Next they had to figure out who would bring the ashes of Gadushew to Neoprodigy, they all decided that Gr8karmasf should go because he contributed the most to the problem by spreading the rumors. With everything decided on, Gr8karmasf left to find Neoprodigy to tell him what had happened. On his journey he was constantly stressing over whether or not Neoprodigy would hurt him. He finally found Neoprodigy and offered him the ashes. With an angered look on his face asked what happened and Gr8karmasf explained the entire war to him. He decided that the gods and goddess could no longer live on Bodia and sent them to live in the palace which was placed on a cloud shaped like a loach fish. He told Gr8karmasf to tell the others what he had decided on and then he took the ashes of Gadushew and angrily rose into the sky. Gr8karmasf went back and told the others what Neoprodigy had said. Suddenly the palace started to shake and rise above Bodia on a big fluffy cloud and there the palace stayed for all eternity.
With everything in place Neoprodigy thought of the perfect thing to do with Gadushews ashes. He sprinkled her ashes all over, while singing a song about how one should behave. Once all the ashes landed on the ground he clapped his hands, did a dance and out of the ashes shapes started to form. Neoprodigy watched with excitement has he created the first humans, who would peacefully inhabit Bodia. Each human would choose to worship him or one of the gods or goddesses that lived in the palace called clown loach, on the big cloud shaped like a loach fish. Neoprodigy was finally happy with what he had created and adored the humans. Life was finally falling in place, not just for Neoprodigy but also for Bodia and everyone who lived there.
