U GOT JOKES?

[FONT=PrimaSans BT,Verdana,sans-serif]Now I know people that own monster fish have a sense of humor too. So here's your chance to demonstrate! Keep it clean though...k? [/FONT]


[FONT=PrimaSans BT,Verdana,sans-serif]Never choke in a restaurant in the South or you will be sorry!![/FONT]
[FONT=PrimaSans BT,Verdana,sans-serif]Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a drink, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a women at a [/FONT][FONT=PrimaSans BT,Verdana,sans-serif]nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.[/FONT]

[FONT=PrimaSans BT,Verdana,sans-serif]After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" Asks the other hillbillie as the woman begins [/FONT]
[FONT=PrimaSans BT,Verdana,sans-serif]to turn blue and shakes her head no.[/FONT]

[FONT=PrimaSans BT,Verdana,sans-serif]The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her [/FONT]
[FONT=PrimaSans BT,Verdana,sans-serif]dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a [/FONT]
[FONT=PrimaSans BT,Verdana,sans-serif]lick with his tongue.[/FONT]
[FONT=PrimaSans BT,Verdana,sans-serif]The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the[/FONT]
[FONT=PrimaSans BT,Verdana,sans-serif]obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"[/FONT]

So this man walks into a bar..............

















.............and say's "Ouch!"

Whats red and green and goes 150 mph?













Frog in a blender.

How do you get the meat out of a fly?














You un-zip it.