lol, lets share baby puke stories!
i had my cousins baby at the mall christmas shopping, and i was burping her after her formula, and she threw up down my back, i didnt realize it till i got in the car, like an hour later
i thought everyone was just looking at me funny cuz im a scorching hot manly man with a baby
and yes it was being used in a tank, i was using IV tubing tho, and it has an area where the tubign is weaker, so that blew, disconnecting the cord into two, so my tank made it out all right
the bottle then proceded to blow up and fly across the room where it was to be found the following morning, as the putrid smell stung my nostrils, i walked towards the shattered bottle, deeming it important evidence, i called for my loyal assistant, Watson, "Watson" I cried, "fetch me a pair of tweezers, but not just any pair of tweezers! these ones have to come from Dingy's on Main and 5th!"
sorry, i need to stop now, if i type anymore they may send me to the infirmary, "where i would surely rot away"...