Im pretty good at this. I've once thought of this as a job and laughed about it. And here is a real service. 
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/pet/401950448.html

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/pet/401950448.html

Wolf3101;1080520; said:So how was your day at work dear?
Crappy....
as usual...
That's good.
