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The Good Husband
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his
company's Christmas Party.
Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks
didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home
from the party.
As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something
wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first
thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side
table. And, ! next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his
clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and
sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the
house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the
corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark
from his wife in lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get
groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.
I ! love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot
breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is
also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out
of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that blackye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in
such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table
waiting for me??"
His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom
dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you
screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time ...
"Priceless!"
The Good Husband
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his
company's Christmas Party.
Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks
didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home
from the party.
As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something
wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first
thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side
table. And, ! next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his
clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and
sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the
house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the
corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark
from his wife in lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get
groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.
I ! love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot
breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is
also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out
of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that blackye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in
such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table
waiting for me??"
His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom
dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you
screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time ...
"Priceless!"
