A Mathematical Viewpoint...........

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titansfever83

titansfever83

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This is strictly a mathematical viewpoint... it goes like this: ​





What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?​

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:​

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z​

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.​

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%​

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%​

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%​

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%​

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.​

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%​

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.​




REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE
IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM ;)​


 
Heh....Nice
 
It sucks but it's true. I can be proof of that! Atleast at the company I work for.

The owner has his favorites but if he were to compare how much money I made him last year compared to his "favorites" then I should be a V. President of the company. BUT, it is motivation for me to attain knowledge and open my own business one day;):)
 
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