Ok let me just say first that I had a bit too much to drink tonight so this may sound ridiculous in the morning..... in fact it sounds ridiculous right now...... but anyways here it goes.......
I was laying in bed with my dog underneath the sheets........ and typical after pounding a few brews...... gas tries to escape....... either from where it came in or the "other" area..... so anyways yeah i FARTED.......
I mean i let it rip....... it was one of those a guy could be proud of........the next thought that came to mind was..... My poor dog...... it must of been a gas chamber underneath there..... to my astonishment he didnt budge..... he just looked up at me "go back to bed already"...... then i started to think...... Do farts really smell bad? or is it "social conditioning"? We are taught since childhood to react negatively towards farts...... if farts smelled like flowers would it still smell bad? Its like eating a steak..... for me a steak is nothing special...... its tasteless, tough, and requires way too much chewing..... we put artificial flavoring (A1 Steak Sauce) to drown out the true taste....... yet Society tells us is great and we should enjoy it....... sometimes the answers lay in nature...... what is natural...... my dog dosnt think my farts smell bad...... so does it really smell bad?......
I was laying in bed with my dog underneath the sheets........ and typical after pounding a few brews...... gas tries to escape....... either from where it came in or the "other" area..... so anyways yeah i FARTED.......
I mean i let it rip....... it was one of those a guy could be proud of........the next thought that came to mind was..... My poor dog...... it must of been a gas chamber underneath there..... to my astonishment he didnt budge..... he just looked up at me "go back to bed already"...... then i started to think...... Do farts really smell bad? or is it "social conditioning"? We are taught since childhood to react negatively towards farts...... if farts smelled like flowers would it still smell bad? Its like eating a steak..... for me a steak is nothing special...... its tasteless, tough, and requires way too much chewing..... we put artificial flavoring (A1 Steak Sauce) to drown out the true taste....... yet Society tells us is great and we should enjoy it....... sometimes the answers lay in nature...... what is natural...... my dog dosnt think my farts smell bad...... so does it really smell bad?......
and a pat on the back