A retarded/funny joke

[Ash]

Kent and three of his buddies have gone fishing every saturday for nearly forty years. One Saturday, the guys are fishing along a highway when a funeral processional drives by. Well, Kent lays down his pool, stands up in the boat, takes off his lucky hat and places it over his heart. This processional is huge and takes nearly five minutes to pass. Once it passes, Kent sits down, puts his hat on and cast out without saying a word. Needless to say his buddies are floored by his actions. One of em finally speaks up and says, "that sure was a respectful thing you did there when they went by." Kent replied, "It seems the least I could do seeing as how I've been married to the woman for over forty years!"

I thought it was kinda funny...

 

[haynchinook334]

DUH!!!
Can't kill a classic.

 

[scubasteve06]

lol..............always a dead wife at the end of each good punch line...........lol

 

[Death Pony]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Old thread, funny joke!

 

[LemonHead]

Good joke! Got anymore?

 

[Lady G]

You wanna hear a retarded/funny joke.....

2 guys walk into a bar...the 3rd one ducks!

Yep that is one stupid joke, but I laugh at it believe it or not!

 

[Bderick67]

pole Kent laid down his pole.

Funny little story, had not heard in years

Thanks

 

[Aqua Sanctuary]

LOL awesome bump and LOL for old thread!

 

[LemonHead]

You wanna hear a retarded/funny joke.....

2 guys walk into a bar...the 3rd one ducks!

Yep that is one stupid joke, but I laugh at it believe it or not!

More!!

 

[Ash]

LOL talk about a dead thread!!!!

no I dont think I have anymore good ones off the top of my head haha

There is a blonde, a brunette and a redhead, they are all in the space programs for their countrys. The brunette claims that her country will be first to the moon, then the redhead claims her country will be first to the moon. The blonde laughs and tells them, while you two are fighting over who's country will be first to the moon, my country will be the first to land on the sun. The two girls look over at the blonde and ask how she plans on doing that and the blonde replies.... We will go at night time.

For some reason it makes me laugh everytime...