After years of long research

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I have come up with these facts that are ALL totally true

All porcupines float in water.

Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and no one knows why.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of its mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach’s contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

If NASA sent birds into space they would soon die, they need gravity to swallow.

A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building, it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realise what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

Norvelle Rogers is the real name of ’Shaggy’ in Scooby Doo.

More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

Certain frogs can be frozen solid, then thawed, and survive.

Cat’s urine glows under a blacklight.

An ostrich’s eye is bigger that its brain.

To escape the grip of a crocodile’s jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.

Every time you lick a stamp, you’re consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times, but more
like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom more often.

Babies are born without knee caps. They don’t appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

A whale’s penis is called a dork.

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air (the horse, that is), the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson".

In "Casablanca", Humphrey Bogart never said "Play it again, Sam".

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

A ’jiffy’ is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

A cockroach will live nine days without it’s head, before it starves to death.

Starfishes have no brains.

Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

Most of the vitamin C in fruits is in the skin.

The average life span of a taste bud is 10 days.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

A bowling pin only needs to tilt 7.5 degrees to fall.

The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30ft.

People say that cracking your bones will cause arthritis when you get older. Actually all you are doing is popping air pockets, and does not cause arthritis.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Relative to size)

A peanut is not a nut or a pea, it’s a legume.

It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Carob trees do not produce fruit until they are seventy years old.

Your stomach needs to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it would digest itself.

The ’you are here arrow’ on a map is called the IDEO locator.

The fist product to have a bar code was Wrigley’s gum.

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.

A Boeing 747’s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother’s first flight.

We [humans] only use 10% of our brains.

Human teeth are almost as hard as rocks.

Human thighbones are as strong as concrete.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

There is about 1/4 pound of salt in every gallon of seawater.

Blondes have more hair than dark haired people


I found these all out myself =)
 
this is nuts love it
 
tell all your friends, im the smartest man alive
 
uh-huh?
i found a few incongruities, and a few just total lies/myths.
 
BIGgourami;750311; said:
uh-huh?
i found a few incongruities, and a few just total lies/myths.

me too :nilly:

amusing nonetheless
 
you said that the stomach has to produse the mucos thing twice. and i dont think that when tossing a penny its any more likely that its tails, the penny is spinning to fast for it to make a difference and its not enough weight.
 
Ya, quite a few are not so true.... Funny though
 
umm. Not to be a dick but you most definitely did not find all of that your self. Some of them have been stolen word for word. I've heard more than half of them before. However, some of them were pretty interesting.

Which ones are complete BS?
 
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