First, to all of the decent women on the board, I apologize in advance if you take this the wrong way. I do not mean the following comments as a blanket statement of all women.
zanemgray
Since you seem to be gone often and for days at a time, I am thinking that something may be amiss in paradise. I am speaking from experience due to my last girlfriend (she was like a door knob). She had a group of friends that I never met but would only hear about. Some would come to the house when I was at work, yet I never met them I saw the signs but chose to ignore them. My girlfriend would never leave me, and out of resentment, her friends did me some really nice favors like giving me a $300 phone bill to some psychics that kept on billing three months after I gave her the boot and the one I love the most, the guy that stole half of the stuff from my garage WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS CONSENT. She wasnt mad at me in the least. It is just that I was employed and she was not. That and I couldnt make her scream my name when I was gone (though everyone else could). Ok, so you get the idea. Now let me tell you about the guy that peed in another guys fish tank jumping out and dead in minutes.
O M G

If that happened to you and your still ok, what could possibly have happened to euwwworm ?
