American finances...sad but true, and funny!!!

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jcardona1

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Got this is an email....


If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will receive $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes me proud to be an American
 
Great!

Change the font color though, I have to highlight it to read it.
 
ok changed it, just for you dark screen guys. i dont know how you dont go blind with those colors!!!!!!!!! :shocked:
 
jcardona1;2263862; said:
Got this is an email....


If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will receive $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes me proud to be an American
we must get the same emails.. i just finished reading this one:grinno::grinno:
 
Red Devil;2263930;2263930 said:
we must get the same emails.. i just finished reading this one:grinno::grinno:
haha thats awesome. its amazing how emails go across the country in a matter of minutes!!!! :headbang2
 
jcardona1;2263936; said:
haha thats awesome. its amazing how emails go across the country in a matter of minutes!!!! :headbang2
let me know if you get something i don't get... :)
 
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