Subject: FW: Onions & Christmas Trees
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad,how
> >>>many
> >>>kinds of boobs are there?
> >>>
> >>>The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds
> >>>of
> >>>breasts.
> >>>
> >>>In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
> >>>
> >>>In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a
> >>>bit.
> >>>
> >>>After 50, they are like
>onions".
> >>>
> >>>"Onions?"
> >>>
> >>>"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,
> >>>"Mum,how many
> >>>kinds of 'willies' are there?"
> >>>
> >>>The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
> >>>through
> >>>three phases.
> >>>
> >>>In his 20s, his Willy is like an oak tree,mighty and hard.
> >>>
> >>>In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
> >>>
> >>>After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
> >>>
> >>>"A Christmas tree?"
> >>>
> >>>"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just
>for decoration
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad,how
> >>>many
> >>>kinds of boobs are there?
> >>>
> >>>The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds
> >>>of
> >>>breasts.
> >>>
> >>>In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
> >>>
> >>>In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a
> >>>bit.
> >>>
> >>>After 50, they are like
>onions".
> >>>
> >>>"Onions?"
> >>>
> >>>"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,
> >>>"Mum,how many
> >>>kinds of 'willies' are there?"
> >>>
> >>>The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
> >>>through
> >>>three phases.
> >>>
> >>>In his 20s, his Willy is like an oak tree,mighty and hard.
> >>>
> >>>In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
> >>>
> >>>After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
> >>>
> >>>"A Christmas tree?"
> >>>
> >>>"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just
>for decoration
