"A kid goes to Six Flags and sees a woman who he describes as "a big fat woman eating a hot dog and nachos" and "she must have weighed a million pounds,” A bit later, he gets on a rollercoaster. Who sits down next to him? Yeah, the ogre lady. Halfway through the ride, he says her face “looked like she was angry and confused at the same time.” Then, he describes how the cart took a sharp turn, and she vomited all over him. He spent the rest of the ride screaming and crying while slapping her.
thats your sig.
My local fish store has a couple of them right now, I think they were about 15$ a piece if your anywhere nears pittsburgh.