Another Stupid Blonde Joke

[mrsrobertson]

I saw this silly joke about "Ice Fishing"

Ice Fishing
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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary items together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.
Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, sat up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"
The voice replied, "No, I'm the Ice-Rink Manager!"

:rofl:

 

[iheartfishies]

hahaha....

I'm glad I'm not blonde.

 

[Killduv]

Hahahaha that was great.

 

[Mattcomptonassvanhorn]

hahaha....

I'm glad I'm not blonde.

I dont know your picture says different.

 

[dialphantom]

i like that one

 

[M|L]

LOLLLLLLL :lol:

 

[mrsrobertson]

hahaha....

I'm glad I'm not blonde.

Even if you were, I don't think you would be ice fishing in the ice rink. You seem to have brains instead of a wind tunnel.

 

[guppy]

One of my favorites is " A blonde is just a redhead with an air leak."

 

[mrsrobertson]

Oh boy!! blond jokes...


One of my favorites is:

2 blondes walk into a building.............

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you'ld think at least one of them would have seen it!

my sister is a blonde and I have seen her do this. It is hilarious to see in person.. :rofl:

 

[mrsrobertson]

One of my favorites is " A blonde is just a redhead with an air leak."

Then its a good thing I am a red-head...NO LEAK!!



A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But. what happened to your other ear?" "The son of a ***** called back."