Best. Delivery. Ever.

[Dread]

So, I've always been kinda fascinated by Gold teeth. And not like.. Rapper Hip-Hop grills or anything. I mean really old-school tattoo artist, Pirate-style gold teeth. So, I got to my dentist and got a mold made of two teeth, my teeth specifically, and I had a tw-set of gold teeth for myself made . Today, they came in the mail! $350 would've bought me a brand new tank, but insted it got me 32k gold teeth. They're like THESE, except I have a single fang extension for the left side of my mouth, and an "A" on one (for my first name, Andrew). So, I think today I received the best delivery I've ever had. Atleast the UPS guy got a kick out of it, when I tore it open on the porch.

 

[Vicious_Fish]

Ummm.....why?

 

[Dread]

Why not? I can't do this when I'm 30, and I like it for it's novelty effect. =P Mohawk with gold teeth? C'mon.

 

[fishtankdork]

.....so dose this go over ur teeth? or do u knock out ur teeth and replace them with it?

i would have a friggen sweet flowerhorn from aqauticwonderland.com for that price... sheesh

 

[Dread]

They're kinda like caps, you can remove them pretty easily if you wiggle it for a second. They're snug enough to stay on when you talk and stuff, tight enough so you don't have to nudge it with your tongue, and if you do, they stay in without trouble. I just have to get used to removing it when I eat. ^^

 

[salsa]

real pics?

 

[Euge]

yeh get some real pics up of you with them on

 

[---XR---]

coulda paid for a month of insurance with that man. not my thing but do what you want with your money.

 

[---XR---]

yeh get some real pics up of you with them on

i'm hypnotized by your avtar man. trying to figure what she's saying

 

[---XR---]

so far i got, "smells like a *****" what bout you?>