Best name? LOL

[BigO6687]

So my friend just got a cat and is asking for help with names..

He says (and this is a guy btw, as in facial hair, muscles and a penis):
Mystery
Butterscotch
Cous cous
fifi
furlicity
gypsy
kokomo
kashmire
kabuki
long tail sally
lickums
lorelei
or magdalina

I say:
Julio
Optimus Prime
Chuck Norris
Arnold
or Osama

He doesn't like my suggestions :'(

What do you think?

 

[beex215]

name him dog

 

[gseith]

Lew C. Fur

 

[Wiggles92]

name him dog

x2.

 

[SumoNinja]

name him dog

when i was a kid, we had a dog named Kitty

not kidding, as kids we knew to say, "here kitty kitty,........" and that's what we called her, "Kitty"

 

[kevinfleming21]

Rumple foreskin LMFAO