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Ok it's not that long but a good amount is here. If I come across anything else I'll post it. Anyone else finds something funny post it.
I was like yea arowanas do you have them? And he just said no a walked away so im thinking maybe he thought i said marjuana?
-arowanaking
Originally Posted by Jory
i love how your oscar is just staring at the net like "wtf?". it made me laugh when i saw it.

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Originally Posted by DiXoN
kiss lots of ass and i mean lots.

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08-19-2008, 3:53 AM

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A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too!
A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too!
Hilarious George Bush Video:
A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too!
Hilarious George Bush Video:
-chevyman46933
Originally Posted by Miles
Rays are sensitive and majestic animals, not your everyday overgrown retard fish like a Pacu.
There are alot of things that I'm willing to kill for; jewels, safety deposit boxs, giant fish tanks.
But I've finally found something I'm willing to DIE for..........this mindless turtle.
http://www.centralpets.com/critter_i...1104070114.jpg











I had a pet cow when I was a kid. It was a HUGE bull with a massive forehead that had curly hair. We named it Shaq. It was one of the friendliest animals I've seen It would even let you sit on it's back.













Shaq was delicious.
-rallysman



Gee, I don't know. That's like eating fluffy
-Carcrazy
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Originally Posted by rvrrays
Andreas,

These are your specialty. The larger rays are young scobina and the smaller rays are P14 pups.

I'd sacrifice a limb to have you send me those four.

Colin

Wait...is that a limb or an lmb?
-Bottomfeeder
SO THERE I WAS STANDING ON TOP OF A HILL COVERED IN HONEY
-dodgefreak8
I have a better idea:


I have a better idea:
-Oddball




What are those crispy critters?
-ewurm (on a thread about dead fish pics)
03-05-2006, 8:18 AM

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Euge
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havent any room in my freezer.. the dead wife takes all the space up in there!!
Cichla666 on a dead fish forum

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Originally Posted by hamato_yoshii
I thought I felt an errant particle hit me this morning, but it was just a leaf.

Sometimes I poop Ghost Turds....i feel them come out but there is nothing in the toilet.

Maybe my toilet is Haunted?



I found this old thread. I have some stuff to share.
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Originally Posted by Bigg081
Sometimes I poop Ghost Turds....i feel them come out but there is nothing in the toilet.

Maybe my toilet is Haunted?

Maybe you eat too much fiber...?
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Originally Posted by Bigg081
I had another experience with the Ghost Turds........this time the Toilet Paper was CLEAN!!!!!

Maybe my *** is Haunted

Maybe. That's where "Silent but Deadly" comes in.
-Bottomfeeder



Ewurm's one aboutthe dead fish was great, top 3.
Some pics and avatars didn't come out tho
 
I think it should be titled "FUNNIEST POSTS EVER"
 
Alot of this thread makes no sense. Seems most of the quotes could be taken out of context? Also 6 people out of the what hundreds who visit daily or the 1,000's who are registered don't follow every thread.
 
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