Beverage of choice!
- Thread starter CVHoover
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I don't drink beer anymore for the following reason:
This is serious stuff....beer contains female hormones!
Last month scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer comsumption. The theory is
beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens); therefore, by
drinking enough beer, men can turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a one hour
period. It was then observed that 100% of the tests subjects:
1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively without making sense.
5. Became overly emotional.
6. Couldn't drive.
7. Failed to think rationally.
8. Had to sit down to urinate.
No further testing was considered necessary.
This is serious stuff....beer contains female hormones!
Last month scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer comsumption. The theory is
beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens); therefore, by
drinking enough beer, men can turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a one hour
period. It was then observed that 100% of the tests subjects:
1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively without making sense.
5. Became overly emotional.
6. Couldn't drive.
7. Failed to think rationally.
8. Had to sit down to urinate.
No further testing was considered necessary.
