Bored on your way to work?

[CichlidPharmer]

Recommendations: 4​

Try this on your way to work tomorrow......


Stuck on a crowded bus/train/tube?

Pretend to phone a friend, talk loudly about just getting back from a fantastic 4 week holiday in Mexico...... ......... ......... ......... ....

then sneeze!!!

 

[phobull]

I shall do that

 

[Aqua Sanctuary]

yeah ..you are aweful

 

[jjdsplace]

it would sure give you more room to spead out

 

[uncwnells]

great idea, you could take it a step further and say that you woke up next to a HOGGGGG

 

[Juxtaroberto]

LOL the week after swine flu first hit the news I got sick, and I was about 99% sure it wasn't swine flu, but every time I sniffled or almost sneezed people would look at me suspiciously, or with wide bug eyes, and try to move to the other end of the metro train.

And yes, I had a seat for me and an extra seat next to me for my books and backpack, and an extra seat in front of me for putting my feet up. Its kinda nice when people think you can infect them with a deadly disease. They give you personal space.

 

[smpage]

I called in sick to work the other day saying I had swine flu. No one believed me...

 

[nubz]

lol i would be put into a plastic bag and put into quarintene

 

[indiana.dutton]

That sounds fun!

 

[Liam]

dude... just bring a gun to the bus, I mean, it's america.