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The fat people will be the first to die from global warming though, their bodies can't handle the heat...on the other hand if we end up in another ice age then they'll rule the earth.
 
MaddMaxx said:
I heard all the extra weight is slowing the earths rotation, cause seasons to be longer...
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I know you're joking but I'm going to take this opportunity to point out the circle of life/law of conservation of mass. We're not getting this extra food from outer-space or the moon or anything...
 
Inglorious said:
The fat people will be the first to die from global warming though, their bodies can't handle the heat...on the other hand if we end up in another ice age then they'll rule the earth.
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^ LOLzies
 
Mount_Prion said:
I know you're joking but I'm going to take this opportunity to point out the circle of life/law of conservation of mass. We're not getting this extra food from outer-space or the moon or anything...
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We might be conserving mass, but we aint conserving no food! We're gonna have to get food from outerspace if we keep eating at these rates...
 
As someone who just got back from Disneyworld I must concur. I've never seen so many obese people in one place, all moving with the aid of an electric scooter(actually there were roaming gangs of them). And yet I come home 5 lbs. lighter from all the walking?!
 
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