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[SumoNinja]

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/913983-man-jailed-for-attacking-wife-with-sandwich

Man blames wife for living in country. No where to walk. The couple argue

Wife makes sammich, man downs 3 Natty Daddys (malt liquor), attacks wife with her sammich

Hilarious closing statement of article. "He was sentenced to five days in jail. However, it is not clear what was in the sandwich."

 

[Inglorious]

I see two problems with this
#1 he was drinking horrible beer
#2 why do you get upset and attack your wife when she finally does what she's supposed to?

 

[bottles]

I see two problems with this
#1 he was drinking horrible beer
#2 why do you get upset and attack your wife when she finally does what she's supposed to?

I think that was the trigger. She made HERSELF a sandwich.
I'm surprised he got 5 days for that.

 

[Inglorious]

My bad, I thought she made him a sammich and he threw it at her. After actually reading the article about how she made one for herself and not him I feel he was completely justified. Still no excuse for the beer though.

 

[Anchovie]

...poor sammich


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[Gill Blue]

maybe she fed him a knuckle sammich, and he just asked why she was eating herself.

 

[bbortko]

I like that this nugget was found on a UK website.

 

[Chrisplosion]

 

[ballinouttacntrol]

The best thing about that article was the related story involving this sweets pic




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[krichardson]

The best thing about that article was the related story involving this sweets pic

Lol,that picture is straight outta the WTF files.


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