Care guide?

[fishhead0103666]

Just for fun, what would the care guide for a human be and what would the warnings and notes be?

 

[FishBeast]

Common name: "Human"
Scientific name: Homo sapiens
Distribution: Worldwide including Antarctica
Temperature: ideally 65 to 85F but tolerates -50 to 120F
Diet: Omnivorous, some keepers report their specimens eat some pretty weird things
Minimum habitat size: 6 x 4 x 4 feet
Reproduction: Sexual, polygamous by nature but usually forms pair bonds
Breeding: Sometimes easy, sometimes difficult
Temperament: Usually territorial

 

[fishhead0103666]

I’d add that the homo sapien typically enjoys alcohol and may end up doing some peculiar things if given the beverage .

 

[Deadliestviper7]

Careful their very aggressive !
Needs exercise as they can get quite lazy, obesity is common in this species.
Handling not recommended.

 

[fishhead0103666]

Caution, may try to procreate with another human of the same gender