chuck norris fans

[USMCtanker]

read these if ur a fan. the second half is better http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

 

[Recycling Works]

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

this one bout made me spit beer out my nose

 

[USMCtanker]

there is some funny ones

 

[USMCtanker]

the second page of the site has even more here are two

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

 

[toxicfish]

http://www.pointsincase.com/anti_chuck_facts.htm

 

[Filthy Sanchez]

http://www.pointsincase.com/anti_chuck_facts.htm

Hillarious. I've seen the first one before, but this one is better.

 

[mainy999]

Chuck Norris once impregnated several nuns in the Florida area. The resulting children became the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only team in NFL history to go undefeated and win the super bowl. Their children became the 1985 Chicago Bears.

 

[DeLgAdO]

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

this one bout made me spit beer out my nose

LOL!!!

 

[rallysman]

chuck norris likes to knit sweaters in his spare time.
By knit I mean "kick" and by sweaters I mean "small children"