Chuck Norris

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:ROFL: My friend just bought a book called, "400 Facts About Chuck Norris" Some of my favorites are:

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse...Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

If you ask Chuck Norris, "What time is it?" He'll answer, "2 seconds till" By the time you ask, "2 till what?" CHuck Norris will have roundhouse kick you in the head.
 
benzjamin13;1489112; said:
:ROFL: My friend just bought a book called, "400 Facts About Chuck Norris" Some of my favorites are:

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse...Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

If you ask Chuck Norris, "What time is it?" He'll answer, "2 seconds till" By the time you ask, "2 till what?" CHuck Norris will have roundhouse kick you in the head.

LMAO
 
That 's funny as hell HAHA best chuck joke yet i really did not expect google to be in on chuck jokes good one dude.:headbang2:ROFL::ROFL::grinno:
 
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