Common Things in Movies that Don't Happen in Real Life

[SumoNinja]

what are some things that happens in movies that just don't happen in real life. some that come to mind:

break lamp over head resulting in clean ko

a guy doing like 10 backflips to successfully avoid bullets

a guy taking on 10 guys and winning

a car getting shot or running off road and exploding

a guy running thru airport checkpoint to go confess their love to someone about to leave on a plane and not getting tazed or stopped by security

someone getting knocked into the air and fly 30 feet before hitting ground and walk away

 

[EmilyMarie85]

The bad guy "getting what is coming to him" in the end...
Waking up with perfect hair in the morning...

 

[Madding]

Not being struck by bullets despite dozens of shooters with automatic weapons.

 

[jcardona1]

a car getting shot or running off road and exploding

Haha I HATE that about movies. Even the slightest car crash results in a massive/explosion fireball that looks like an nuclear warhead just exploded

 

[Pyramid_Party]

1 guy against a whole army of guys and winning.

 

[Brooklynella]

Good guy always seems to take on in the leg despite 7000 rounds fired at him.

The one punch knock out.

 

[SumoNinja]

everyone that is about to die from a bullet, wound, illness always has time to say some heart warming/wrenching-inspiring thing before they die

 

[Thalan]

But one hit KOs happen all the time. Seriously check youtube, even in MMA it happens pretty often.

The car explosion thing really irks me. My brothers truck caught fire and burned to the ground without ever exploding in the slightest. Also that every explosion ever is a giant fireball. Hand grenades do not create fire, just a big cloud of dust and debris.

 

[SumoNinja]

i may get it for saying this but

women beating up men. i'm talking about hot model looking babe clean knocking a guy out. and i never took that JLo movie Enough very serious

 

[xrayjeeper83]

The nerdy dude getting the smoking hot babe