Corrupt a Wish

[Rakie]

ok
i played this game on another board and it was a hysterical 79 page phenomena - here's how to play :

Make a wish and the next person corrupts it and then makes their own wish. It continues like that.


here's an Example

Tim: "I wish I could fly"
John: "Granted, but you get hit by a plane in Mid air"
John: "I wish I won the lottery"
Bob: "Granted, but you only won $10"

etc etc etc.

I'll start....



I wish I got the job of my dreams tomorrow.

 

[Arachnar]

Granted and then you get fired for incompetence.

I wish that I could have telekinetic powers( yes I'm a dork")

 

[Gr8KarmaSF]

Granted!

But then you accidentally send your fridge into your fish tank....

I wish for a better paying job!

 

[Rakie]

Granted!

But then you accidentally send your fridge into your fish tank....

I wish for a better paying job!

Granted, your job is cleaning elephant poop though.


I wish I had the ability to see through walls.

 

[Johny]

Granted, your job is cleaning elephant poop though.


I wish I had the ability to see through walls.

Granted but then you might see your parents havin a lil fun *wink wink*

i wish i could run on water

 

[headbanger_jib]

and then you run into a hippos mouth and the hippo goes slamm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i wish i was a mod here on MFK and GR8 was not and i could infract him (GR8 i am just kidding, so pls no infractions)

 

[nativelover]

Granted. but then your internet gets turned off

i wish my truck ran.

 

[rmorse]

Granted. but then your internet gets turned off

i wish my truck ran.

Granted, but then the Gov't bans all CO2 emitting vehicles.


I wish I had a pizza with me.

 

[navygirl76]

Granted, but then you drop it on the floor.

I wish i had another 180 gallon tank...

 

[nativelover]

Granted, but then you drop it on the floor.

I wish i had another 180 gallon tank...

Grated., but your other one breaks.

i wish i wasnt so good looking.