Couple splits after 115 years together

[fatcat]

http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/115-years-together-tortoises-separate-ways-182500381.html
Im guessing the male is the one on the right, he looks happy, the one on the left is still nagging it looks like.

 

[Wiggles92]

I bet he's happy to get away from her considering that she abused him!

 

[studd muffin]

lmao... Counseling too?

 

[Inglorious]

That wasn't abuse, she just finished reading 50 Shades of Grey

 

[MaddMaxx]

I heard she was using bath-salts...

 

[mofisher]

id like to see what couples counseling for tortoises is like

 

[dxdx]

the ole 115 year itch strikes again....

 

[Decker504]

The truth is she is now sleeping w/ the hare...

From DJ/MC Decker

 

[Gill Blue]

if they were muskrats, their love would have lasted forever.

 

[fatcat]

The truth is she is now sleeping w/ the hare...

From DJ/MC Decker

Yea right! Shes ancient! HE may have something goin on, hopefully a nice young something under a hundred!