Cuba Runs Out of Toilet Paper

  • We are currently upgrading MFK. thanks! -neo

DucatiDragster

Feeder Fish
MFK Member
May 21, 2008
728
0
0
Bay Area
http://www.asylum.com/2009/08/11/cu....com/2009/08/11/cuba-runs-out-of-toilet-paper

Cuba Runs Out of Toilet Paper

  • http://www.asylum.com/2009/08/11/cuba-runs-out-of-toilet-paper/#comments
    tiolet-paper-186.jpg
    Cuba, known for its abundance of vintage American automobiles, baseball players and Buena Vista Social Clubs, has found itself in the middle of full-blown Cuban Toilet Paper Crisis.

    The state-run company that manufactures the country's T.P. supply, Cimex, said they are currently unable to produce or import enough raw materials to make more toilet paper until at least December. "The corporation has taken all the steps so that at the end of the year there will be an important importation of toilet paper," said a Cimex spokesperson.

    Meanwhile, President Raul Castro announced budget cuts last week that slashed imports by 20 percent. That, combined with the raw materials shortage, has led to the rapid disappearance of toilet paper from store shelves.

    Until more supplies are produced, citizens are encouraged to conserve toilet paper by tearing off fewer squares, switching from two-ply to one-ply or using cigar wrappers.
 
using cigar wrappers?!?! :ROFL: is this for real? LMAO
 
jcardona1;3354770; said:
using cigar wrappers?!?! :ROFL: is this for real? LMAO

I'll let you know later on, I have a few cigar wrappers laying around... I'll do my own MythBusters at the comfort of my own toilet.
 
ahh nothing like cleaning your ass with a fresh sheet of tabaco.... LOL
 
I read an article not that long ago about kids that had grown up in the current state of Cuba and the nationalism they had for their country. who needs t.p.
 
MonsterFishKeepers.com