day time tv rant,short one,lol

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  1. I took the day off and was eating my lunch so I thought I would take a risk and turn on the daytime non cable tv shows.Soaps,Martha Stewart,Courtroom crap and family feud.So I tried family feud,the ppl were answering questions as if they were the cone heads from snl.Swear to God,how did these ppl get to their 30s and 40s with answers like these.
  2. Name a flavor of a jelly bean,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,chocolate,,,,,,,,,,,,,,come on
  3. How long does it take the average man to put on a tie,,,,,,,,,,,,,10 freakin minutes,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,come on.
  4. So many more I got so mad I forgot them,see how the human mind keeps you from going nuts for too long,lol.
  5. So,Martha Stewart is showing a freakin laminated sheet of cardboard with like snaps on every corner so you can assemble this dumb thing into a dog water or food bowl while on the road.Must be from her kindergarten line of products.Worse thing she looks at you like your going to say OH MY God you are a freakin genius.
  6. Soaps are full of *** MEN,not that theirs something wrong with that,but they are portraying real macho men and ppl dont care.Can you just imagine for one moment Bruce Willis walking in their and B-Slapping EVERYONE.
  7. HOW MANY court shows do we got,their are so many,countless amounts of FD up ppl that just on tv alone you can support these shows until the end of earth.Not just the bad guys are bad,the victim is almost always just as screwed up in the head.Think about it,never ending idiots for a life time of tv.
  8. The commercials,why does CARLS jr think that a guy that sounds like he is taking a huge crap,realy,is that not what he sounds like,hes taking a crap while he is saying don't bother him his eating and its good that it gets all over your face.SCREW YOU CARLS.I cant take it anymore,and thats not on daytime only its always.The one with the guy who's got food all over his face,it looks like he ate a diaper.Who in the hell is letting these commercials pass and who's not telling them its fn stupid.One more bs colege telling ppl they can have the job of their dreams and showing a dental asistant or something acting like they just landed a job with some big law firm and Im gonna puke.Almost every job they show pays MAYBE 10 bucks an hour.Real dream job.
  9. The entire non cable tv world and alot of the cable ones think we are idiots,and ppl are supporting them because they are still on.That makes me even sicker.If you got kids at home I hope to god your doing dif things with them or at least got cable so you can show them good programs to learn from.
  10. I am truely amazed at how many idiots are in this world and they want us to be like them,if we are not,they think we are the idiots,same ppl that hit your car and drive off,never knew they had a rear mirror and dont realize they arent the only ppl on the road.Same ones that stand on your heals in line at Disneyland,sit in steam rooms with their cloths on,talk loud in restruants on the cell,talk the checkers ear off and take all day to write the check with 10 ppl behind them.Same ppl that let their dogs bark all night and all day.Same guys who rais the treadmill as high as it goes yet hold on with their hands for dear life witch takes the point out of raising it in the first place.Same ppl that walk around the gym flexing in the mirror and rolling their sleeves up and are huge ,but have legs like a stork and never have done one leg workout.You know the same guys that wear shorts so long that run together to look more like a dress.
  11. :chillpill:no:chillpill:no:chillpill:no:WHOA::WHOA::WHOA::eek::eek::eek::eek::irked::irked::irked::irked::irked::irked::confused::confused::confused::confused::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:Ok Im done,and tired.And one more thing,I just previewed this and the smilies always work half the time for me and I do them slow too,this pisses me off also,fine,done.:)
 
I completely agree with you. The human race is a bunch of mindless psychotic step children. Oh, and the smileys on MFK piss me off too.:D
 
I am glad I took the time to read that, it was good. I just hope you feel better after all of that typing. I especially liked part 10.
 
Yeah I just needed to vent a bit,I could make a list a mile long later maybe,it did kind of help,lol.Its not all mankind you know,but a lot of ppl realy are this way.Just blows my mind because they all think Im the A-hole and Im just sick of being treated like its me with the problem.Just gotta vent now and then,thanks guys.
 
You blew off enough steam to power a large town for a week! :ROFL::ROFL:
 
Wow I thought I was the only one. Thats why I only watch sports, cartoons, movies, & occasional news. Cartoons always does the job though, never too old to enjoy it. Still a fan of Tom & Jerry even though they dont air it as much as they used to.

Well, enjoy your day off. Glad you vent it on here then a hole in the wall Lol
 
Wow someone who finally understands what I used to go through everyday! I don't have cable either.

I am usually home alone and I used to have to put up with all that crap. First the today show, Then judge joe brown, divorce court, judge alex, Judy, family feud. The soaps start at noon and I never watched them, they are such utter crap. Channel 9 and fox always have some movie no person has ever heard of on weekends and nbc devotes itself to sports like golf:WHOA:. Or worse.......nascar:barf:. Tennis isn't bad though, I watch that.

What I do now is surf the internet and browse MFK, I have really cut back on TV time.
 
davo;1968772; said:
No one watches neighbours then?
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never heard of it,lol.Come on davo,your not a daytime soap guy are you.Might need to rethink this friendship.:ROFL:
 
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