Depression

[dragonfish]

I was feeling a bit depressed the other day,

so I called the Suicide Hotline.

I was put through to a 'call center' in Pakistan.

I explained that I was feeling suicidal.

They were very excited at this news

and wanted to know...

if I could drive a truck or fly an airplane.

 

[M|L]

errr...

 

[Eupterus]

...: That's terrible....

 

[oddballer]

talk about a paradigm shift........

 

[guppy]

Bad joke, lol. If you ever are feeling mean and bored, and have nothing to do for a couple weeks then call your local suicide hotline, say you are suicidal, listen to them for a bit, then say "F#$@ &*" and fire a single round off near the phone, then drop the phone and quietly wait for a response.