Developing news:man calls 911 over mannwich!

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A Connecticut man knows how he likes his sandwich, and so does the 911 dispatcher who took his call on Wednesday afternoon complaining about how it was made.

“I specifically asked for little turkey, and little ham, a lot of cheese and a lot of mayonnaise and they are giving me a hard time. I wonder if you can stop by and just …” he said when he called 911 from Greatful Deli in East Hartford on Wednesday afternoon.

You can listen to the full call but, here are the highlights:

The dispatcher remains calm and manages to calm Rother McLennon down, all why trying to make him realize that a sandwich, no matter how much it differs from what he asked for, is no reason to call 911.

“You’re calling 911 because you don’t like way that they’re making your sandwich?” the dispatcher asks.

“Exactly,” he said.

With that settled, the dispatcher offers some advice:

“So, then, don’t buy it,” she said.

But McLennon, who seems to be a regular at the deli, tells her he’s not just calling about this sandwich. He also fears that they won’t make his sandwich to his specific request in the future.

“I mean, I just want to solve this the right way,” he said. “Her sister made it, but she left. They are playing games with me, so I was just wondering if you could come by,” he said. “I just want it resolved and I want to be able to come back here and get the regular sandwich that I ask for

The call ends with more advice to the caller

“In the future, just don‘t buy the sandwich,” 911 tells him.


:ROFL:
 
So one of the lines at 911 dispatch gets tied up because this glutton can't have it his way?....Hope no one died as a result.
 
what I don't understand is why the dispatcher didn't send the police out instead of telling him not to buy it.
cops show up, arrest him for being a dumbmule and he learns you don't use an emergency service for your stupid childish problems.
 
based on previous funny audios i've read/heard about they don't usually seen police out for non emergency calls like this unless they call multiple times. they can already trace the call and file charges later
 
He's lucky. On TruTV World Dumbest show, one guy was upset that he got to a sandwich store late, and they didn't let him in, called 911, and asked for a cop to come to make them open the door. Cop came and arrest him! lol
 
based on previous funny audios i've read/heard about they don't usually seen police out for non emergency calls like this unless they call multiple times. they can already trace the call and file charges later

wow, you may as well just come out and say you've done this yourself.
 
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