Difference between Potentially and Realistically

[CichlidPharmer]

Meaning of... 'potentially' and 'realistically'


A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother
if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask
your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,
and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that
money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would
sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million
bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three
million dollars, but 'realistically', we're living with two hookers
and a future congressman."

Anybody agree or disagree?

 

[jcardona1]

awesome

 

[smpage]

hahahaha classic!

 

[Neervana]

I'm sure what he really meant was that the two hookers he was talking about is him and his dad

 

[Lizardking]

 

[SumoNinja]

that was pretty funny,...............

 

[SumoNinja]

I'm sure what he really meant was that the two hookers he was talking about is him and his dad

potentially you're right,................. realistically, he's talking about the mom and sister

 

[CichlidPharmer]

I'm sure what he really meant was that the two hookers he was talking about is him and his dad

What about you and Brad Pitt? Would you for a million? Maybe with your Dance moves, Brad will be the one giving up the million bucks?

 

[Neervana]

What about you and Brad Pitt? Would you for a million? Maybe with your Dance moves, Brad will be the one giving up the million bucks?

lol brad pitt isn't even that good looking. my bf is way better hmm for a million? na...bradd pitt isnt worth that much

 

[---XR---]

that's a great one, thanks man!