Do you hold in your farts????

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Do hold em in or let 'em rip?!?!?!

  • Yes, i always hold them in and never fart in front of people

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Yes, i hold them in depending on where i'm at/who i'm with

    Votes: 2 28.6%

  • No, i let them out regardless of smell or sound

    Votes: 4 57.1%

  • No, i let them out discretely or utilize the crop dusting method

    Votes: 1 14.3%
  • Total voters
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jcardona1

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Was having a random discussion with some friends...do you hold in your farts? I think holding them in is retarded. you just end up bloated and uncomfortable and get the stomach farts which sounds like a lion eating a gazelle.

then you got those people that make up excuses when the get the stomach farts like: "hmm it's cause i didnt have breakfast" or, "damn i'm getting hungry" or "dang i just had lunch".

i'm like noooo you dingbat it's cause you need to fart and youre holding it in!!!! it's a byproduct of your body digesting it's food and needs to release the built-up pressure!! but in turn you hold them in and squirm around in your chair while your stomach explodes from within with internal farts :ROFL:

and then you got the people that run to the restroom just to fart. it's classic. they run in, go in a stall, pull their pants down, sit down, let out some machine gun farts, pull up their pants and leave. hahahaha. me personally i prefer the crop dusting method. muscle control and proper butt cheek alignment is key :ROFL:

farting is COMPLETELY normal. those that view it as gross or improper are wound up so tight...anywho. so, what do you do??? :popcorn:
 
Actually, if you resist the urge to rip ass too much, you can develop a serious medical condition, can't remember the "name", my brother is a surgical resident and was talking about it a while back...
 
Haha great thread. If I'm on the bus, I'll hold it till the last minute that I have to get off, then I'll let it rip right before I exit. But at home, I let it rip anytime and anyplace. Hell, I'll even fart near my brothers just so they can get a good whiff.
 
I prefer the old let 'em fly and call "SAFETY" method. Especially in a crowded room. Or hit and run... fart in one place, then get as far away from the spiraling toxic cloud as possible.
 
Such a delightful topic but I have received several complaints about this thread already...lol

Sorry boys! :nilly:
 
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