Description: 10 jumbo sized rhoms for sale (19"+)
... also available with every purchase is a free baby caribe
(which arnt arriving until next week... and by next week i mean never)
ive not got the money to order these fish off my own back or enough tanks to house them,
but if your stupid enough to give me some money without even seeing the fish or before the fish is even in the country,
i'll wait until a few other stupid people have also given me there money.... and when ive found enough suckers (erm i mean customers) then i'll place an order with one of my many contacts in south america and they will send me the fish
.... ive got no idea if the fish will turn up alive or swimming in a bag of ammonia,
but drag your arse down to the airport anyway and we can all stand there and hope for the best.
if the fish turn up dead (which is very likley) then i'll give you your money back,
but the time you've wasted and the petrol costs to drive back and forth from the airport is your problem
... after all why should buying fish be easy!!
all this might sound like a complete pain in the arse and a waste of time but im not really a proper importer
... a proper importer would actually have fish in stock before trying to sell them and they would be properly acclimatised, eating and healthy ect...
i just try and sell a few fish that i haven't got... ive got plenty of lists i can show you but no actual fish
... i rely heavily on luck, stupid people and hoping for the best, i wont reply to your emails and will probably have a few excuses as to why the fish arnt available yet and i'll generally waste alot of peoples time
... but if its big rhoms you want, im your man... honest!
price wise, well im gonna have to put a ridiculous markup on these rhoms,
altho i dont know why cos its not like ive gotta actually stock these fish and look after them like a proper importer would, but F' that
... these badboys are gonna cost you well over £1000
ive not got any pictures of the actual fish but i could show you a really old picture the exporters have used for years and try to palm it off as the one you'll be getting
.... but i suppose if you'll give me money for what is essentially a non existent fish then you'll believe anything
hope to hear from you soon
Vic
... oh and delivery is available
p.s
you might also see my mate bob also trying to sell big rhoms
yes your right,
we are the comedy duo vic and bob... we got bored of the world of tv comedy and weve decided to branch out into selling big rhoms on the internet as thats what everyone's doing these days right!!
