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Duck shot by Florida hunter survives 2 days in refrigerator
Published: Saturday, January 20, 2007 | 5:22 PM ET
Canadian Press
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) - The duck would not die.

Wildlife officials said the feathered Lazarus had been shot by a hunter and put into his refrigerator for two days. That's when the hunter's wife opened the door and the duck lifted his head, giving her a scare.

The man's wife "was going to check on the refrigerator because it hadn't been working right and when she opened the door, it looked up at her," said Laina Whipple, a receptionist at Killearn Animal Hospital.

"She freaked out and told the daughter to take it to the hospital right then and there."

The hospital's staff had the daughter take the 450-gram female ring-neck to Goose Creek Wildlife Sanctuary, where it has been treated since Tuesday for wounds to its wing and leg.

Sanctuary veterinarian David Hale said it has about a 75-per-cent chance of survival but probably will not ever be well enough to be released back into the wild.

He said the duck, which has a low metabolism, could have survived in a big enough refrigerator, especially if the door was opened and closed several times.

© The Canadian Press 2007
 
This reminds me of two mobsters who went duck hunting. One of them accidentally shoots the other. The shooter calls 911 on his cell phone and tells the responder that he might have shot to death his friend and asks for help.

The 911 operator, says first let's make sure he's dead. The line went silent for a few minutes. A shot was overheard over the line and the caller comes back on the line and says, now I'm sure he's dead, what do I do next?

I could be mistaken, it may have been the vice president and an oil lobbyist instead of two mobsters duck hunting.......
 
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