Explain THESE To Your Insurance Company!!

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I kno how those cops got all their tires stolen, ..................



...............They were out eatingDonuts..:banhim:
 
Thought you might like this!! goes well with pics.

Driving to the office this morning on the M4, I looked over to my right
and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 mph with her face up
close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!!

It scared me(I'm a man ) so much that I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand! In all the confusion
of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering
wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee
between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE ROUND
TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my
mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!

FLAMING WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!!:naughty:
 
It took me a second to figure out what happend in that last one. I'd like to know what went through the driver's mind when that happend. :ROFL:
 
:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: you'll get canceled for sure!
 
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