Why do these crappy food companies try to market their product as "Extreme"? What the hell is extreme about eating a burrito? Why is a soda extreme? Does it have a lethal dose of caffeine? I don't want Hulk Hogan to punch me in the face as I eat my lunch. I don't want Tony Hawk to smash his skateboard into my knee while I eat my Doritos. Doritos are not extreme. Smoking crack is extreme. Or having a quart of Jack Daniels in your Cheerios is extreme. Or eating your lunch while skydiving without a parachute is extreme. Mountain Dew Code Brown is not extreme, it's expensive sugar. Stop trying to get me to buy your stupid product with lame marketing and tell me what the hell your product is and why I should buy it. I don't care what d-bag celebrity uses it, just tell me what it is and give me a real reason to buy it. The only thing extreme about these products is the level of diarrhea you will have a half hour after eating their crap, and the size of your ass twelve years later. That is all.
eXTrEMe fOODs!
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All I can think of is those guys in Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle!
Extreme kayaking!!!!!!!!!!!!
Extreme kayaking!!!!!!!!!!!!