Ok, so the FBI and CIA have always argued between themselves about which was the better law enforcement agency. Back in the early 90's, the LAPD became pretty strong too and they joined in on the argument.
It got pretty childish with black-faxes being sent back and forth and tons of stupidness. So, in the Mid-90's... Clinton realized that it was becoming a burden on the tax payers as well as an all around waste of time. So, he decided to put an end to it.
Clinton got a rabbit and too all three agencies out to Yellowstone Nat'l park. He released the rabbit, gave it a 20 count and said, "CIA, you're up!"
So, the CIA went in to the park and conducted an extensive search. They had plant informants and bird witnesses. They thoroughly canvassed the entire park and found absolutely nothing. After 4 months of searching, they conclude rabbits don't exist and closed the case.
Bill C. rolls his eyes and sends the FBI in for their turn.
The FBI looks, lightly, for about a week and then sets fire to the park. They burn the entire park down, killing the rabbit and everything else in there. They apologize for nothing... the rabbit had it coming.
The President was not impressed. So, he disqualified the FBI, got a new rabbit, and took the LAPD to Yosemite. He released the rabbit and told the LAPD to do their best.
The LAPD is in the park for just shy of two hours. They emerge dragging a badly beaten bear who's crying, "Ok, ok! I'm a rabbit! I'm a ra-haa-biiiiit!"
