Fighting over dog poo. WTF

[koop171]

So I got this old guy that lives down the street from me. That I have cought him etting his dog poo in my yard quite a few times. and just a little bit ago My and my g/f came home and the guy has his dog 15' into my yard pooing. So I hurry to stop my truck and jump out and ask the guy (not realy nicely) to get his dog off my yard. And I was tired of it pooing in my yard. him and me proceed to have a mini argument and then he asks If I want himn to clean it up and I tell him that I would be very apreciative if he would. then he looks at me and goes "what are you some kind of jackass" and I look at him and say yeah I real big one when someones dog it S###ing in my yard. then he walks away.

As me and her are getting our stuff from the store out of the truck he comes back with this HUGE pooper scooper and asks me If I want a piece. Me thinking this guy is nuts I tell him Hell no. I just want that poo out of my yard. And tell him he wouldn't like it if I walked my dog (ten times bigger) down there to poo in his yard. So I want to cleaned up. then he just goes off about me getting a piece of him. I'm like I don't want a problem I jsut want the poo out of my yard. finally he cleans it up and leaves.


I have a feeling I'm going to have the cops here in a little bit or my tires will be flat in the moring. Crazy old guy.


(for all the poo words substitute what you think I said and then add a few other explitives and you got the whole convo.)

 

[Neervana]

actually there is a woman who has a dog and did that over here on my front door step. i just let her do it, and followed her to her house LOL and told the council authorities where she lives. she has been doing it too long.

 

[bfhslilred93]

lol theres a woman in my neighborhood who walks her dog on peoples yards, kets it crap, and steals things like flamingoes and wreaths at christmas time

 

[2004exrider]

Time to get a pet cow and walk it over to his yard

Jimmy

 

[Juxtaroberto]

LOL I don't know if it was scripted or not (probably was), but on Talkshow with Spike Feresten some big fat lady kept letting her dog poop on Spike's (the host) lawn, and so first his idea was to go collect elephant poop at the zoo and then catapult it against her house. Supposedly, FOX stepped in and said he can't do that because of the legal reprecusions, HOWEVER, once she was on HIS yard, she was fair game. So he waited behind a fence, and when she let her dog poop on his yard he hit her with the hose and DRENCHED her.

It doesn't let the dog poop in your yard or else it gets the hose again. =)

 

[DucatiDragster]

I had a dog poo thing going on in my street too. What I did was that each time my neighbors dog pooped on my lawn, I picked it up with a shovel and threw it onto his driveway and smashed it all up with the shovel so that it would be everywhere. Doing this a few times and it stopped. Now, the dog is chained up whenever my neighbor has his garage or backyard fence open. Give that a try, it will work.

 

[krichardson]

There are probably laws in your town regarding dog owners and where they allow their dogs to poop.Look into them and see about filing a complaint.If there are no laws then the next time this happens,getsome latex gloves and pick up the poo and plaster his doornob with it.

 

[le patron]

There are probably laws in your town regarding dog owners and where they allow their dogs to poop.Look into them and see about filing a complaint.If there are no laws then the next time this happens,getsome latex gloves and pick up the poo and plaster his doornob with it.

 

[Juxtaroberto]

There are probably laws in your town regarding dog owners and where they allow their dogs to poop.Look into them and see about filing a complaint.If there are no laws then the next time this happens,getsome latex gloves and pick up the poo and plaster his doornob with it.

ROFL that'll definitely work.

Make sure to get it into the keyhole real good, too.

 

[chloe]

i have someone that lets their dog (i think i no who it is as this is such a snobby area) all over my path and gravel. really winds me up as i have no animals that would poo in her garden! then everyone lets their dogs poo through the alleys that go around the area inbetween the woods (really hard to explain but its the only way u can walk anywhere...there are no paths lol just these alleys, but there are woods either side where there arnt houses) i wouldnt mind if it was even on the grass, but its not, its in the middle of the path where my 2 year old daughter runs and FALLS (whenever she does it the clothes go straight in the bin...coz i have the money to buy her new clothes just coz people cant clean it up apparently) iv even seen people let their dogs do it underneath the poo bins!!!!
sorry it riles me too lol...i think all of us that have this problem should pooper scooper it up and stick it through their letter boxes!!!