Fish Haiku thread. Submit yours.

[ewurm]

All right, for those that don't know, a haiku is just like a regular poem, except totally stupid and lame. A haiku poem has three lines with the first line containing 5 syllables, then 7, then 5.

Here's mine.

The best fish info?
Monsterfishkeepers.com
Who has what it takes?

 

[ewurm]

Or:

Where is my sunfish?
Largemouth bass ate him dammit!
Man that fish looks full.

 

[Princley]

monsters about whos gonna shout
little fish eat big fish thats what it about
come tommorw seen my name i like u lil game

 

[ewurm]

monsters about whos gonna shout
little fish eat big fish thats what it about
come tommorw seen my name i like u lil game

This is not a haiku. You get a D+

 

[Princley]

fish will eat they see
all they taste all , all will b
monster fish #1

 

[Princley]

This is not a haiku. You get a D+

ya u putz look again i messed up

 

[ewurm]

fish will eat they see
all they taste all , all will b
monster fish #1

Last line has to be five syllables. #1 counts as three syllables according to the international haiku comission. But I'll raise your grade to a B -

 

[Princley]

fish eat all they see
some eat humans you and me
blood water u see




shut up .............cool thread bro u go me going

 

[ewurm]

fish eat all they see
some eat humans you and me
blood water u see




shut up .............cool thread bro u go me going

Way to go, you get an A! There is a first time for everything!

 

[Princley]

lol