fish sitter

[USMCtanker]

i wish there was a such thing as a fish sitter, u know like a baby sitter but for ur fish. bc im always out training and lets just say i can show the wife how to take care of them a million times and she will still mess it up. i leave on tuesday for 2 to 3 weeks do go blow stuff up and train out in the desert. so im just scared to leave my fish, i just know im gonna come home and see a fav fish dead or something. anyone else have the same prob. or know of a good fish sitter in the o cal area

 

[ewurm]

I will fish sit for you if you fly me out to cali and pay my salary for missed work time.

 

[USMCtanker]

ya yayayaya now that would be a dream job that i would want

 

[Fry]

deuce bigalow

 

[USMCtanker]

hahah ya right

 

[fishyboi]

let ur lfs hold it for u. What i do is tell one of my relatives to do it. I leave a bag with the amount of food they need to be fed each day. If its feeders u have to feed, just throw in a bunch og them I guess.

 

[ewurm]

deuce bigalow

This is a 14th century Hungarian crossbow. It has killed a king and changed the history of Europe. If you mess up anything in my apartment, I'll shove it up your ass.

 

[Fry]

This is a 14th century Hungarian crossbow. It has killed a king and changed the history of Europe. If you mess up anything in my apartment, I'll shove it up your ass.

There's a Mongrel Koi in there, it's the most dangerous of all goldfish.

 

[ewurm]

There's a Mongrel Koi in there, it's the most dangerous of all goldfish.

I guess I'll just take some sea snails. Better give me some from the colder tank.

 

[Fry]

I guess I'll just take some sea snails. Better give me some from the colder tank.

Bartender: There you go. That's uhh... $11.50.
Deuce Bigalow: Ahh, no, no. Perhaps you misunderstood me. I wish to cancel my original order of the martini and two olives, and go for just the plain cranberry juice, by itself, for the three dollars. And I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.
Bartender: Ahh, perhaps you don't understand. Ahh... if you don't pay me now, I'm going to uhh... take this swizzle-stick, and uhh... I'll be shoving that right up your pee-hole.