Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning a fishing trip. Unfortunately, Dave had to tell them he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After comments like "henpecked" and "who wears the pants in your family?" poor Dave slinked out and went home.
The next week, Dave's buddies got to the lake and were shocked to see Dave already there, sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fly rod in hand, and a roaring campfire. "How'd you talk the missus into lettin' you come?" A huge grin was on Dave's face.
"I didn't have to talk. Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a double shot to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing. Then she sneaked up behind me, covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise!'."
"When she took her hands away, there she was in a see-through negligee and she said, 'Davy-boy, carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do anything you want'..... So here I am!"
The next week, Dave's buddies got to the lake and were shocked to see Dave already there, sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fly rod in hand, and a roaring campfire. "How'd you talk the missus into lettin' you come?" A huge grin was on Dave's face.
"I didn't have to talk. Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a double shot to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing. Then she sneaked up behind me, covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise!'."
"When she took her hands away, there she was in a see-through negligee and she said, 'Davy-boy, carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do anything you want'..... So here I am!"
